Score: 0

"Take it to your mom"

submission: Rekitis Vamporia

date: July 25, 2008

-Pure moldy cock.
-Next to nothing entertaining.
-Humor is simply retarded.

Newgounds is for flash games and animations, not for moldy cock like this.

Score: 6

"Not bad by a longshot"

submission: Intruder Returns

date: July 15, 2008

I like the art direction you chose, though I really wish there was some characterization. I didn't know who to be rooting for the whole time and I wasn't really totally sure what was going on. You probably would have been able to submit it as vectors if you rendered certain effects rather than relying so heavily on filters. I really like the dust clouds at the characters' feet. Some of the bullet-time happened at times that didn't make too much sense, but it was still cool. Maybe next time let us get to know the characters, or at least some sort of plot synopsis in the author's comments.

The animation looks ok, but I'm not really a fan of rotoscoped animation. I mean, if I wanted it to look like real life I wouldn't be watching animations. I guess that's just a personal preference though. I'm not the kind of person to say that it's a less valid form of animation as others might.

A small warning, some people might find it a bit pretentious to call your own flash "a masterpiece".

Score: 8

"Pretty good"

submission: IF Round 4: vs Cyril P1

date: July 15, 2008

This was pretty interesting and makes me want to watch the older episodes. It had some pretty good art and animation, and some good voice acting, but some of the voices were a bit distracting. The wizard's voice in particular sounds like the voice actor is trying not to talk too loud for fear of disrupting people around him.

Score: 10

"tite"

submission: Base 17 ::03::

date: June 26, 2008

i jerked off twice

Score: 10

"hardcore adult, porn slideshow, hateful, illegal"

submission: Nico-do 2nd - Kirbomix~

date: June 22, 2008

it might not auto-spawn pop-up windows but it's pretty good!!!

Score: 10

"honk honk"

submission: More Brawl Taunts

date: June 9, 2008

id like to put my wiener inside of princess peach

Score: 10

"it was a movie"

submission: Whats That Sound?

date: June 2, 2008

10/10

i thought it was good

Score: 7

"Tell us our score as we go along"

submission: The Ignorance Quiz

date: May 12, 2008

25 questions in I got bored and stopped playing. I was pretty certain of most of my answers, but I'm pretty good at trick questions. It's a good idea, but the quiz just gets WAY too tedious without being told whether we've got each question correct or wrong as we go along. If anything, tell us our sub-total every 5 questions maybe? I don't know anyone who wants the game to be a simulation of taking a test at school, so just suck it up and tell us if we got each question right or wrong as we answer them.

Score: 10

"The Trajik Hero's fateful tale"

submission: Hitman

date: April 25, 2008

so moving, so good I love it hard

Score: 2

"Where do I begin?"

submission: Dolarhyde

date: April 5, 2008

First of all, while some of the character animation looks fine, the rest of the graphics are kinda lousy. Not only that but there was such a lack of animation that it definitely hurts the overall score for graphics. There's a little style to the flash but overall, the art lacks any real form of kick that could've seriously improved this short. The music chosen for the flash is unique but nothing special. The writing is not only poorly done but it has an unfinished feel to it. As for entertainment value, this flash is so short and so uninteresting that it gets a well deserved 1. I know not much effort was put into this piece but it's so short that it doesn't even feel like a finished creation. The potential is there, it just isn't being used. Next time, try to put more effort into the work you guys create.

Graphics: 5 Style: 2 Sound: 5 Writing: 0 Entertainment Value: 1 Overall: 2

-F.A.G. "The potential is there, it just isn't being used."