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Incredible Discovery!!!

Posted by BillyMonks Apr. 16, 2009 @ 8:03 PM EDT

So I recently discovered the most awesomest thing last week. It turns out proven by DNA tests and recent History discoveries, that Eastern European Jews are not really Jews or Semites at all, but were descents of a race called the Khazars, which were a nomadic Mongolian/Chinese race who had a kingdom in Mongolia. The King then decided to convert all his subjects to Judaism and all his subjects scattered across through Russia to Eastern Europe. I am an Eastern European Jew, so guess what that makes me..............

Yup I'm actually Asian bitches!!!!!!!! XDDD I now am officially part of the greatest race on Earth, my dream has finally come true, *cries* All hail the Asians!!!!!!!

Now in addition to Japanese I will now start learning Chinese(or whatever language Mongolians speak.) To get more in touch with my roots.

Nihao XDD.

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17 Comments

Apr. 16, 2009 | 8:06 PM Zyphonee says:

From now on, I'll kill every fucking Gaia Online user I meet. Weaboos aren't safe either.


Apr. 16, 2009 | 8:07 PM FlashFirer says:

sugoi


Apr. 16, 2009 | 8:10 PM Flee says:

that is so kawaii


Apr. 16, 2009 | 8:14 PM Mushroomboy5 says:

You should adopt a chinese baby. To get in touch with your roots.


Apr. 16, 2009 | 8:18 PM Gerkinman says:

That explains why your good at math and coding ;D


Apr. 16, 2009 | 8:41 PM TomaMoto says:

Whoa, sweet! That means I'm Mongolian too!


Apr. 16, 2009 | 9:01 PM destructin says:

You Chinese bastards and you're child labor!


Apr. 16, 2009 | 9:05 PM Gavin says:

embrace teh


Apr. 16, 2009 | 10:46 PM General-Ivan says:

Domo arigato mr roboto!


Apr. 16, 2009 | 11:57 PM Kirbopher says:

NI-HAO KI-LAN!


Apr. 17, 2009 | 1:11 AM Ansel says:

heil the SS


Apr. 17, 2009 | 7:04 AM MindChamber says:

that yellow fever has you hysterical.

Apr. 17, 2009 | 8:06 AM BillyMonks responds:

mc i wanna twist ur nipplez ;)


May. 3, 2009 | 4:51 AM TheWorldsBestArtist says:

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May. 7, 2009 | 5:47 PM ForNoReason says:

serious? That's fucking insane/awesome/interesting....


Aug. 13, 2009 | 10:00 AM ViolentAJ says:

The boys at VNN already knew this.


Oct. 7, 2009 | 7:36 PM MagicalPJ says:

Duuuude. Everybody knows that Mongolians speak Mongolian. %u4E2D%u56FD%u8A9E%u3092%u52C9%u5F37%
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Oct. 28, 2009 | 4:34 PM fabolousbob says:

chinese food.

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